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Jimmy Power
08:52
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Jimmy fuckin' Laukka is a righteous fuckin' dude
he stays up all night partying, good times he does exude
a hearty laugh and handshake he's always fit to give
you'll find him at the Tupper House, his favourite place to live
He's the King of Teleperformance, his reign is absolute
His beard is made of fiery gold, and it smells great when he toots
Jimmy Power (x4)
Jimmy went to the liquor store to buy himself some hooch
the teller refused his fake ID, so he punched her in the cooch
she bled for days and days and days 'til her bathroom floor was coated
but Jim was holding back; she was lucky to not be exploded
Betta' keep your diapers on in a house where he's a resident
Jim's a real bad dude; bad enough to save the President
Jimmy Power (ad nauseum)
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Pestilence
03:43
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Skin sticks to sweat stained sheets
Hack, cough, taste of blood
The world rots from the core
Pestilence
Puke
Bile
Pestilence
Hack
Cough
Pestilence
Die
Die
Pestilence
Die
Die
Pestilence
The plague spreads to the children
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Skwar
07:33
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Close shut your mind
Ignore all that is said
Logic and reason
Are long dead
Man against man
Rejection of nobility
Unknowingly but willingly
Abandon civility
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Metalavalanche
04:15
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You hear cold wind howling
Satan's stomach growling
He has come for your soul
A thousand pounds of hate
Have now sealed your Fate
The mountain will swallow you whole
The white death comes, blinds your sight
No way left for you to fight
The time for atonement has long past
The embrace of death is complete
From your empty head to your wretched feet
The end is here at last
Metalavalanche
Hear the roar of nature's lust
To crush your bones to naught but dust
Pathetic coward, your mouth agape
For you there is no escape
Metalavalanche
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Postemon
08:44
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Red or Blue? Victreebell or Sandshrew
Brock's a piece of shit
Squirtle can suck my dick
Charmander's worth the effort
Butterfree learns Confusion at Level 20
A decent Psychic move until you get Kadabra
but Kadbra makes the game too easy
Poste-Poste-Postemon!
Gotta fuckin catch 'em all!
All the kids at school
will dig your badass Tentacruel!
I like shorts I always wear, even in winter
Je veux être le meilleur
De tous les dresseurs !
Sans aucun répit,
Je relèverai les défis !
Je veux être le meilleur
De tous les dresseurs !
Sans aucun répit,
Je relèverai les défis !
Facile
Facile
Futile
Futile
Facile
Facile
Futile
Futile
*Insane Blubberings* (Gotta Catch 'Em All)
*Insane Blubberings* (Ash Misty Brock)
Audience uses Don't Give A Shit!
It was super effective!
Audience uses Leave the Bar!
It was super effective!
Dave fainted!
Chuck fainted!
Niles fainted!
Jay fainted!
You black out...
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Permanent marker smells
Emanate from your bowels
The amp is gone
Dave Ramsay jumps on stage
Fix the amp, chase the page
Crash stand broke
This Riff is Heavier Than A Frozen Ocean (x4)
Riding hard on my steed
Arctic food makes ass bleed
Shit blood shit
Icy Knights fight for food
Food is, food is rice
Uncle Ben
Pullitzer prize for me
Sing about Frozen Sea
This Riff is Heavier Than A Frozen Ocean (x4)
ROCK N' ROLL (ad nauseum)
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