Doomestic Abuse

by Generals Gathered

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    So, here's the official digital release of the album. Bandcamp is cool in that you can purchase separate tracks for a smaller price or the whole album for a special reduced price. If you're that one guy who likes 4 of our tracks and hates the other three, you're in luck (unless you're me, 'cause I had to record those other three songs anyway). All the moolah goes to us, and Bandcamp doesn't even take a cut. Pretty neat, eh?

    As well, since you're probably from Thunder Bay, and you're probably a friend of ours, and you MIGHT not have a credit card, contact us and we'll get you a download code, which you can pay for in person, if you'd prefer that. Anyone else? Outta luck.

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about

Doomestic Abuse is about rock and fucking roll. It's about blood, sweat, tears, and maybe some puss, boogers, and shit too. It's about verbally ripping in to your best friend so hard he wants to kill you, and then getting up on stage with him and rocking the fuck out. Essentially, Doomestic Abuse is about punching yourself in the dick to see what it sounds like.

credits

released 03 September 2010
Chuck Finale on Bass
Jason Caron on Vox
Niles Matson on Drums
Dave Ramsay on Guitar
Recorded by Alex "Popcorn" MacLean at AMB Studios, and the solo on Doomestic Abuse is by him too.
Album Art by Brianne Burnell and Jason Caron

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Track Name: Jimmy Power
Jimmy fuckin' Laukka is a righteous fuckin' dude
he stays up all night partying, good times he does exude
a hearty laugh and handshake he's always fit to give
you'll find him at the Tupper House, his favourite place to live
He's the King of Teleperformance, his reign is absolute
His beard is made of fiery gold, and it smells great when he toots

Jimmy Power (x4)

Jimmy went to the liquor store to buy himself some hooch
the teller refused his fake ID, so he punched her in the cooch
she bled for days and days and days 'til her bathroom floor was coated
but Jim was holding back; she was lucky to not be exploded

Betta' keep your diapers on in a house where he's a resident
Jim's a real bad dude; bad enough to save the President

Jimmy Power (ad nauseum)
Track Name: Pestilence
Skin sticks to sweat stained sheets
Hack, cough, taste of blood

The world rots from the core
Pestilence

Puke
Bile
Pestilence
Hack
Cough
Pestilence
Die
Die
Pestilence
Die
Die
Pestilence

The plague spreads to the children
Track Name: Skwar
Close shut your mind
Ignore all that is said
Logic and reason
Are long dead

Man against man
Rejection of nobility
Unknowingly but willingly
Abandon civility
Track Name: Metalavalanche
You hear cold wind howling
Satan's stomach growling
He has come for your soul

A thousand pounds of hate
Have now sealed your Fate
The mountain will swallow you whole

The white death comes, blinds your sight
No way left for you to fight
The time for atonement has long past

The embrace of death is complete
From your empty head to your wretched feet
The end is here at last

Metalavalanche

Hear the roar of nature's lust
To crush your bones to naught but dust
Pathetic coward, your mouth agape
For you there is no escape

Metalavalanche
Track Name: Postemon
Red or Blue? Victreebell or Sandshrew
Brock's a piece of shit
Squirtle can suck my dick
Charmander's worth the effort

Butterfree learns Confusion at Level 20
A decent Psychic move until you get Kadabra
but Kadbra makes the game too easy

Poste-Poste-Postemon!
Gotta fuckin catch 'em all!
All the kids at school
will dig your badass Tentacruel!

I like shorts I always wear, even in winter

Je veux être le meilleur
De tous les dresseurs !
Sans aucun répit,
Je relèverai les défis !

Je veux être le meilleur
De tous les dresseurs !
Sans aucun répit,
Je relèverai les défis !

Facile
Facile
Futile
Futile

Facile
Facile
Futile
Futile

*Insane Blubberings* (Gotta Catch 'Em All)
*Insane Blubberings* (Ash Misty Brock)

Audience uses Don't Give A Shit!
It was super effective!

Audience uses Leave the Bar!
It was super effective!

Dave fainted!
Chuck fainted!
Niles fainted!
Jay fainted!

You black out...
Track Name: Doomestic Abuse
Rock and roll destroys all opposition
An endless quest for personal demolition
To beat your ears raw is our ambition
To blow your minds is always our mission

I'm gonna drive my plane all over your lawn
and kill your dogs with it's chemtrails
Zelda sucks, and you suck at it
And you're gay now, Dave!

Niles, you make me pull out my hair
Dave, you make me wanna swallow nails
Chuck, you make make me wanna jump off a bridge
Jay, you make me wanna kill myself

Free Israel! Death to Palestine!
Noam Chomsky and Ayn Rand screwed and I put it on the internet so you could watch it
mother thereesa would beat the shit outta you
And Parkour is like ballet but gay

Megaman has sucked since the 90s
And girls laugh at your My Chemical Romance Sweater behind your back
Your ears are fucked, and you're too skinny
And you wear glasses

Yeah!! How do you like that?

You always show up an hour late for everything
And you never write lyrics
Thats why we wrote these for ya
Oh, and by the way, you'll fuck way more dogs then women

Cracked and bleeding, short of breath
Collapse on a mountain of broken sticks
Guitars screech and amps roar
Blood and sweat spray and mix

You only like War Pigs 'cause of Guitar Hero
Pestilence is a stupid joke gone wrong
You only play slow 'cause you suck to bad to play fast
And no one ever goes to your shows

Redefine what it is to be a musician
Lose your mind on this rock and roll expedition
Doomestic Abuse is our ammunition
If symptoms persist, consult a physician

Doomestic Abuse

If symptoms persist, consult a physician
Track Name: This Riff is Heavier Than A Frozen Ocean
Permanent marker smells
Emanate from your bowels
The amp is gone

Dave Ramsay jumps on stage
Fix the amp, chase the page
Crash stand broke

This Riff is Heavier Than A Frozen Ocean (x4)

Riding hard on my steed
Arctic food makes ass bleed
Shit blood shit

Icy Knights fight for food
Food is, food is rice
Uncle Ben

Pullitzer prize for me
Sing about Frozen Sea

This Riff is Heavier Than A Frozen Ocean (x4)

ROCK N' ROLL (ad nauseum)